Classy, Sir...
No, I like the UFC because it is the epitome of what we humans really, really want...and that is to cause physical harm to another human being...
"But, David! I have NEVER thought of hurting another person! What do you think I am, an ape?!"
No, I think you're a liar.
If you've never thought of reaching over the counter to hit that stupid Hipster kid who thinks he/she's deep because of his ironic sweater then you're either a retarded Hipster, or dead and shouldn't be at Starbucks because you're more than likely Patient Zero of the Zombie Apocalypse.
I'm a Zombie...but Ironically
Many people complain that UFC is just a testosterone driven, man-only, gladiatorial-like "sport" that encourages violence...and I agree...
To a point...
I think that in every man there is a warrior's spirit instilled in all of us and as a kid we let that all come out when we take broomsticks and pretend they're swords or when we buy that cap gun and have a Mexican Standoff with our buddies, but somewhere along the way that warrior is killed off somehow, someway whether it be getting absorbed in our careers, giving up, never being told you're good enough, or just simply killing it yourself through mediocrity and cowardice.
It just kills me to see men not acting like, well, men. I'm not saying that you have to be some "tough" guy who always has to prove how tough they are because that's not being a man, that's being a scared, shitless little kid .
You know who I mean,
These Doucehbags...
"Yeah, I do MMA because I'm super tough and everyone needs to know it."
"What are you looking at? You're making me insecure so I need to lash out because I'm a fucktard!"
"Yeah, I play Black Ops..I love talking shit to 9th graders."
If you fit under any of those you are a shitbird and I hate you...grow up.
Not just those people upset me, however, but let me ask you ladies a question first.
Would you feel secure with this guy walking down the street?
If you say yes, tell me where you'll be this weekend so I can mug you...
Seriously...people rag on real men and I know that some of us catch a bad rap because not all guys are men but don't you dare tell me that guys like the kid above me are better because they are "deeper" and are "more in tune with women" Do You Know Why?
BECAUSE THEY ACT LIKE FUCKING WOMEN!
How about this guy?
Forget that he's in the Army...notice how he looks like a guy...notice that his hair is kept and it actually looks like he could throw a punch. This is my buddy, Brian who attends ROTC with me at Troy University so I know for a fact he's not some testosterone driven, Jersey Shore watching shit-muncher. He's a guy I would happily go into battle with.
"I don't believe in war and fighting because everyone is equal and Bush wanted oil and I'm a sad excuse for a man."
Answer the question honestly ladies...
The UFC is great because some of them may be egotistical morons who have daddy issues but I don't know these people. I don't go to class with Forrest Griffin. I simply enjoy the martial arts, the stress of combat, and knowing that if I were put in a situation like that I would do my damnedest to fight until I get knocked out or die. I know that if someone wanted to mug and rape my wife I would happily end that person's life. The UFC is simply the embodiment of that and it's something I enjoy.
"Yo, Dawg, we like UFC, too! It's so ba-"
"Shut up, you're douchebags, get out of my blog."
I just think some of these guys need to man up...that's all.
-Carry on
